The Thin Red Jagged Underline.

I use the word gonna a lot. And I’m gonna keep using it despite what the spell check on my word processing software thinks about it.

Attention to All Mad Villains: An Effective Way to Figure Out Batman's (Adam West) True Identity.

Find the telephone company technician who installed the Batphone. I’m pretty sure if you pay or torture him enough he’ll give the secret away. Maybe even install that second line you always wanted.