Monday, June 12, 2006

Re: hello

Who are these people that still believe e-mail spamming is an effective means of advertising? A very strange breed of people they are, whoever they are. They have to be mostly comprised of baby boomers. At least that’s what I guess. I can picture one of these asshole’s sitting down in a franchised sports bar of some sort, drinking a nine dollar glass of wine that came from a six dollar bottle, and speaking loudly so others in earshot can hear (as if they’re going to be impressed) about how they just e-mailed two thousand people an ad for Cialis.

Yeah, the orders should be flying in anytime soon. You’ll finally be able to quit your job that you’re twenty-eight years into, divorce your husband/wife for that trophy husband/wife you’ve been mentally masturbating to for the past two decades, and develop a trendy coke habit.