Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Is this is the best thing I can come up with?

I've been kind of slow with the blog posting the past few months. I'm not going through a block or anything like that. It's just plain old apathy if anything.

My apathy has led me to posting this:

Celebrities who share the same birthday as me (September 21st).

Bill Murray
Ethan Coen
Stephen King
Leonard Cohen
Liam Gallagher
H.G. Wells

If I get any more apathetic I'll soon be posting a list of celebrities who died on my birthday. At least that will have a kind of sullen feel to it.

Friday, August 18, 2006

The worlds smallest accordion playing pour vous.

Yes, you guessed it, another blog post about a french cry baby. I know it's getting old, but these french assholes just won't stop crying.

Who is it this time? Jaques Villeneuve; a spoiled little frenchman who has spent his whole life following in his fathers footsteps only to fail miserably time after time.

Who or what is he crying about? Seven time world champion Michael Schumacher.

Why is he crying about Michael Schumacher? No other reason besides the fact that Jaques Villeneuve is a jealous little crybaby Frenchman. He lost his ride with yet another team (this time BMW-Sauber) and now he has decided without good reason (and quite distastefully I might add) to lash out on one of the greatest drivers of all time.

Link to related article:
http://www.tsn.ca/auto_racing/news_story/?ID=174481&hubname=auto_racing

Look at that photograph they used for the article too. It looks like something out of a Truffaut film. One film in particular comes into mind: The 400 Blows.
Mon dieu ce qui un resemblence saisissant! (My god what a striking resemblance!)

*For those of you who don’t know, that youngster on the left is Antoine Doinel, a character from the film: The 400 Blows. His character resorted to ignorance and petty crime due to a lack of attention. On the right is Jaques Villineuve who also due to a lack of attention has resorted to ignorance and since no team in their right mind will ever sign him again, he will most likely have to resort to petty crime.